Kids, Wait Till You Hear This! by Liza Minnelli review – a heady brew of gossip, glamour and defiance

Liza Minnelli’s recently released memoir, "Kids, Wait Till You Hear This!", delivers a potent blend of scandalous anecdotes, glittering fame, and defiant personal revelations. This unsparingly honest account doesn’t shy away from critiquing notable figures such as Lady Gaga and David Gest.

The legendary performer’s father, the esteemed film director Vincente Minnelli, often joked that his daughter's career in entertainment was her inescapable destiny. Indeed, Liza was exposed to the darker facets of the industry from an early age, largely through her mother, the iconic Judy Garland. Garland, who began her career at MGM at just 13 years old before achieving global stardom as Dorothy in "The Wizard of Oz," famously struggled with profound depression and addiction to prescription drugs and alcohol. A poignant memory from Minnelli’s childhood recalls her mother’s first of many suicide attempts when Liza was only six, locking herself in the bathroom. This traumatic experience forced a young Minnelli to become her mother’s vigilant guardian, learning to hide pill bottles whenever she perceived her mother’s mood turning bleak. By the age of 13, Minnelli tragically found herself serving as "my mother’s caretaker – a nurse, a doctor, pharmacologist and psychiatrist rolled into one." She starkly reflects, "Just as the MGM studio system robbed Mama of her childhood, she robbed me of mine.”

In her memoir, as she approaches her 80th birthday this month, Minnelli recounts her brave decision to break away from her tumultuous family environment at 16. She moved to New York City, determined to carve out her own path as a singer and actor. Given her extraordinary lineage, it’s hardly surprising that her ascent was swift. With a touch of wry humor, she asserts, "I was the original nepo baby." However, if a life in show business was etched into her DNA, so too was a vulnerability to addiction. In her twenties, she developed dependencies on Valium, diet pills, cocaine, and alcohol. As her professional life encountered obstacles and her personal world fractured, her sister Lorna intervened, leading her into the first of what would become many rehabilitation programs.